To Bridge the Gap between You and Me but String Attached~

Argh! what a boring and normal day...Damn boring. Today, I have learned 2 phrases. Wow, fantastic! You know? I would like to bridge the gap between you and me, so that you can understand me well, so am I too. But there is string attached, you must be my girl friend. Haha,,,easy tiger, don't get me wrong== I'm just kidding. Anyway, good bye~!